am i kicked out of the fandom yet
Pokemon|Homestuck|Attack on Titan|OFF| Welcome to Night Vale|Avatar: the Last Airbender|RWBY||OHSHC|Icon for Hire|Mayday Parade|Cherri Bomb|Black Veil Brides
i am the female polar form of a complex number: cosine i sine (cis)
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this is an intersection in my neighborhood
If you think this isn’t the cutest thing you have seen today, you are lying to yourself.
but the first one is for when we steal his declaration of independence
fabtasticeh when are you telling that story when you made someone question their sexuality >:Toh i didnt know you actually wanted to hear it okay so December of 2012, I wanted to ask out a pal out really bad cuz i liked him, but had NO IDEA how to do the datey thing so i…
well that was a thrilling story :U
i have so many stories about my time with Joe and they’re all gold
tell them *0*
your wish is my command!
THE INFAMOUS VALENTINES DAY OF ‘13 (as told by homo)
So we managed to arrange a meeting at the mall for V-Day and we had this whole huge day planned, we were gonna play Pokemon together (spoilers: i never won), get pizza, go shopping, and have fun til mom came back from gramma’s to get me.
We started the date going to Rocket Fizz (a little candy shop) and we sat down outside and hE GAVE ME A POEM IT WAS THE CUTEST THING LIKE IT WAS ALL HANDWRITTEN AND HAD DOODLES ON IT IN HIS CUTE HANDWRITING UGH (i kept it for like 5 months post break-up it was just so touching)
TL;DR night falls, gorgeous night, moon was on full view, stars shining, etc. We go to the top floor of the parking garage where no one was and starting playing a game of tongue wrestling. [aka makin out] Joe had me on his lap for a bit and we were both getting kinda excited. nOW THIS IS WHERE THE STORY GETS FUN.
So suddenly, in the middle of hot makeout sessions, he just stopped. I got confused. So he leaned in my ear…slowly, and in the most seductive voice possible…he whispered: “nEHOYMENOY” LIKE FUCKING DOODLEBOB FROM THAT ONE SPONGEBOB EPISODE AND WE JUST CRACKED THE FUCK UP LIKE THE MOOD WAS KILLED SO QUICKLY IT WAS A RECORD. then we blew eachother, tHE END
SO THATS WHERE NEHOYMENOY CAME FROM
night-of-no-stars YOU NEVER TOLD ME
this is truly beautiful, all of it
thank you cutie c:
honestly my stories about Joe are my favourites
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HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS
STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen
So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?
I need a book about a little girl…
no image has ever described my life quite so well
If Andrew Hussie wrote the Harry Potter series Harry would’ve used the fucking liquid luck and time turner to kill Voldemort.
Except it’s not actually Voldemort, it’s a construct meant to resemble voldemort which Tom Riddle won after creating a timeloop in which he provided the magic for his own mother’s love potion and created a super powerful snake which he later turned into his beloved pet. And also Wizards have 9 kinds of romance and half of the cast are now centaurs.