home is where you fully understand how the shower works
whats the strangest pickup line or best pick up line youve ever heard
*tripped over the guy’s shoe cuz he was really close and I am seriously clumsy*
"well I’m pretty sure I could say that you’re falling for me"
LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FUCK YOU BY THE WRITERS IN THE HISTORY OF SHIPPING.
do you really want to go there
THAT LAST ONE THO
U WANNA FUCKIN GO
WOW THAT LA ST ONE
sometimes I think about hugging around the waist and how weird it is that you’re literally wrapping your arms around the relatively thin layer of cells that is somehow miraculously acting as a barrier between comfort and spilling entrails
so basically if you’re to take anything from this, don’t read Frankenstein at almost 2 in the morning